i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
Why do i get so flustered around cute boys? It’s like i forget that all men are beneath me
my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
"hey dad, whats up?"
"Up is a directional vector with no force"
a facebook picture of a screenshot of tumblr of a tweet that was originally a tumblr postWhich is now back on tumblr
this girl ripped her galaxy leggings today and i couldnt stop laughing because there was a rip in the fabric of space
"The cast has described Martin Freeman as naughty." (x)
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82